Ladybirds don't say miaow

Today I have had a rare day completely alone with both children. We would usually go to a toddler group but my daughter was asleep so we stayed at home this morning. My son, in true two year old style, spent the first hour of the day crying and feeling sorry for himself due to a massive tantrum. However, once his sister was in bed, he got stuck in to helping me and enjoying his day. The following are quotes from him throughout the day.

"Ladybirds don't say miaow"

"Butterfly not working Mummy" 
possibly because he'd just stood on it and it is was now dead

"I not put my fingers in my sister's poo"